And Then

topic posted Sun, February 13, 2005 - 10:16 PM by  Unsubscribed
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I was at the liquor store today. Needless to say, I was buying a 40 0z as we black men have been known to do.

Then it occurred to me. Could it be that only black men drink forties? How could they really support an industry that big if that were the case?

Even worse, I thought to myself, could it be that only black women are on welfare and have babies out of wedlock?

Then I thought to myself, nah. I'm just being paranoid again, It must be true.

Why?

Because THEY told me so. Ha ha haa
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  • Re: And Then

    Sun, February 13, 2005 - 10:28 PM
    I have procured said 40oz, the Bull, in my youth. Party in a bottle, especially good on a hot day, when Borubon (Jack being my primary choice) just didn't quench the thirst or cash was low.

    Picking up a six pack. That was 40s for everyone, then we figure out how much cash is left for ordering pizza.

    I liked the taste of Schlitz better than the others, so the fact it was targeted towards the black or hispanic markets didn't matter to high school and colledge age white kids on a budget or of decerning taste. The Bull is rocket fuel, and a 40 of the shit is equal in potency of a coupla quarts of that ass-splash Buttwiper with better flavor.
    • Re: And Then

      Sun, February 13, 2005 - 10:40 PM
      I love 40's.

      Why didn't anyone tell me I was black?

      Damn it!
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        Re: And Then

        Sun, February 13, 2005 - 10:49 PM
        "Why didn't anyone tell me I was black?"


        I'm telling you right now.
        I mean, your avatar is orange anyway, so I'm thinkin.. you are probly really orange in person?

        Kinda like a Matt Groening character just not as funny.

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